Yesterday I bought a blazer. Today I’m returning it. I’m returning it because it didn’t fit. I only realized it didn’t fit after I bought it because when I was supposed to realize that it didn’t fit, I was too busy trying on the small size and the x large size even though I am a medium. Target employees need to better categorize their racks. After trying on the same blazer twice in five minutes, I decided I’d rather just wing it rather than confront the cranky dressing room lady with the same blazer the third time. Once I got home and tried it on in a mirror, I realized it was too big. Instead, I’ll be looking to buy another button up (one that ISN’T blue) and a cardigan. Even though I hate cardigans. Why do I hate cardigans? Because they are floppy, androgynous fabric shit sweaters. But I’m buying one anyway. Because they’re so easy to wear. That is all.